- At the big liquor store. They really do have everything. http://t.co/sD6SNDTo
Posted: Wed, 18 Jan 2012 23:47:09 | Permalink - Under normal circumstances a show with this much ass-kissing would be X-rated. #GoldenGlobes
Posted: Sun, 15 Jan 2012 18:24:17 | Permalink - Tinkle Taliban Soldier Spy
Posted: Sun, 15 Jan 2012 17:43:08 | Permalink - RT @joshcomers: How loud do I have to sigh before someone asks me what's wrong?
Posted: Sun, 15 Jan 2012 17:25:25 | Permalink - Atherosclerosis: it's "the Egg McMuffin of reasons to change your eating habits."
Posted: Sun, 15 Jan 2012 16:04:23 | Permalink - Wait. 'The Devil Inside' ins't about the band INXS? Hmm.
Posted: Sat, 07 Jan 2012 14:37:53 | Permalink - @jeremysaid Get out the sheet music, put it up on the stand and play a few bars of Coltrane's version of 'My Favorite Things.' :D
Posted: Fri, 06 Jan 2012 00:35:13 | Permalink - Got a 50 dollar photo-radar ticket in the mail. So I did the logical thing: mailed them a picture of 50 bucks. #PWN
Posted: Thu, 05 Jan 2012 15:17:19 | Permalink - We interrupt this regularly scheduled program to tell you that we're reporting from the Iowa Caucus and nothing has happened! #ABC
Posted: Wed, 04 Jan 2012 01:13:03 | Permalink - Katy Perry and Russell Brand are getting a divorce. Nobody saw that coming.
Posted: Tue, 03 Jan 2012 16:08:34 | Permalink - Seeing the headline "Beyoncé 'definitely still pregnant'" reminds me that the world is full of idiots.
Posted: Tue, 03 Jan 2012 15:35:25 | Permalink - I suppose I'll try to use Google+ a bit more in 2012. #SuckyResolutions
Posted: Tue, 03 Jan 2012 15:03:53 | Permalink - "Release the Krackel!" http://t.co/tNsZJOLB
Posted: Sun, 25 Dec 2011 13:52:28 | Permalink - Nut crackers always make me uncomfortable http://t.co/6M7krl3q
Posted: Sun, 25 Dec 2011 13:49:41 | Permalink - Tried watching that Piers Morgan Show. Wow. That was the longest 3 minutes of my life.
Posted: Fri, 09 Dec 2011 02:25:31 | Permalink - "Personal responsibility now!" - #SignsYouWontSeeAtOccupyWallStreet
Posted: Fri, 04 Nov 2011 13:02:23 | Permalink - "I should've learned how to do something useful." - #SignsYouWontSeeAtOccupyWallStreet
Posted: Fri, 04 Nov 2011 12:38:29 | Permalink - Seeing a BMW with a pizza delivery sign on the roof is: #finish_the_sentence
Posted: Fri, 04 Nov 2011 00:49:01 | Permalink - It's adorable how so many people's profile pictures have other people cropped out of the image.
Posted: Fri, 28 Oct 2011 13:18:55 | Permalink - I like when people wear Coldplay t-shirts because it let's me know that I should avoid them for the rest of my life.
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